Narrator: Devotees will remember that Michael once played a lawyer in a school play.
[flashback:]
Young Michael: [sings] You're a crook, Captain Hook Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate
[present:]
Lindsay: You know, Michael, just because you played a role doesn't make it real.
Lucille: Of course, Buster did grow up to be Captain Hook.
Buster: Not cool, Mom. [takes hook off]