Michael: Well, am I the only one that thinks that this family is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable? I mean, that's what people want to see. You know, Lindsay's taking care of the house.
Lucille: Oh, I forgot about that. Tell the "housewife" she's not coming either.
Buster: If you don't want her, you don't want me either. She's taking care of me. She glued my thumb back on. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me, or is she looking hotter, too?
Lucille: Well, why don't you marry her?
Buster: Maybe I will!
Michael: We're veering away from relatability again.