Michael: When people at the last gala found out, we almost had a riot on our hands.
Lucille: Well, you don't have to worry about anything like that this year, because Warden Gentles is the new cochair.
Michael: The guy who ran Dad's prison?
Lucille: He's here now installing cameras because of all your father's escape attempts.
George Sr.: Uh, yeah, looks like I won't be going anywhere for a little while. What do I care, huh? I have a beautiful wife, I have a wonderful hobby. Hah, look at me, I'm having the time of my life!
Narrator: His hobby was making papier-mache copies of his own head.
George Sr.: Oh, before I forget, do you know if these cameras are hi-def?