Lucille: What is wrong with you? That man is being wonderful to us.
Michael: And that doesn't concern you, Mother? For all you know, he could be trying to seduce you.
Lucille: Oh, Michael, you're crazy.
Michael: I certainly hope so.
Lucille: I'm trying to seduce him.
Michael: Who's the "I" in that sentence?
Lucille: Me.
Michael: You?
Narrator: Her.