Michael: [on the phone] Hey, Dad? Just wanted to let you know that I'm at a hotel with my wife-to-be, and we're very, very much in love.
George Sr.: Put her on.
Narrator: Michael briefly considered faking the voice.
Michael: I... She's in the shower.
George Sr.: I'll wait.
Michael: Let's wait. ... Don't you want me to just call you back or...
George Sr.: No, I have nowhere to go, I'm under house arrest. Let's watch something together.
[two E! True Hollywood Stories later:]
George Sr.: Wow, that Blossom grew up, huh?