Steve Holt: All I ever wanted was to spend a little time with my Dad. Maybe go camping. But I guess that'll never happen.
Gob: Look, I know this is going to sound kind of crazy, but my family actually has a cabin in the woods for one more night. Maybe we could go up to Reno, get the keys and go camping. You know, sort of a son-and-son thing.
Narrator: If Steve had had a father, he would've warned him not to go into the woods with strange men, but he didn't.
Steve Holt: Sure! Let's go!
Gob: Okay! This is me right here.
Steve Holt: Oh, okay. [hops on Gob's Segway] Steve Holt!