Lucille: Hey! You start the meeting without me?
Michael: Mother, uh, this is Cal Cullen. You remember my mother, Lucille. We're right in the middle of talking about this exciting giveaway spa package to entice buyers.
Lucille: You know, he's never taken me anywhere. Oh, no. We have to live high and dry.
Cal Cullen: Well, you're certainly not dry. Michael, I'm not a prude, but it's 1:00 in the afternoon. Is your mother drunk?
Lucille: [snorts] I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1:00.
Narrator: As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion. Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting.
Lucille: No. I'll call for a car.
Narrator: Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so.
Lucille: [walks into a concrete column] Who the hell put-