Quote from Maeby in Meat the Veals
Tobias: Hello, young lady. I haven't seen you in a week. Maeby: Oh. Right. That means Mrs. Featherbottom isn't here. Which means she didn't iron my blouse which means I don't have anything to wear for my premiere. The premier... of Canada. He's going out with my gym teacher. Narrator: Maeby was actually referring to the premiere of a film from the studio where she had conned her way into a job. [flashback:] Maeby: Oh, hey, Jeff. Did you get a chance to do coverage on "Voices in America: History and Perspective"? Jeff: Yeah. I looked that up. It's a ninth grade history textbook. Maeby: Yeah. And if I don't get your report on it, I won't be able to pass... on it. Because I have a feeling it's a piece of [bleep] [present:] Narrator: Unfortunately, the job was wreaking havoc with her language. Maeby: Maybe we just need a new [bleep] housekeeper. Tobias: Okay. I'm sure she would have ironed it for you had you told her about it before she changed out of her bloody work clothes. But I am off then. Maeby: Well, I gotta keep him trying. And that is the job.