Michael: That was a very important phone call.
Lindsay: I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job, and I need you to hire him.
Michael: [answers phone] Hi. I'm sor- [Lindsay hangs up again] Look, it isn't my idea, it's his. But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom.
Narrator: Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper as a way to be close to his family. However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome.
Michael: Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom?
Lindsay: Oh, no, no, no. She's the only one who can hand wash my delicates.
Michael: Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that.