Narrator: Michael Bluth had gotten up early in the hopes of avoiding his family. His mother, however, was already dressed, made up and waiting for him.
Lucille: Good morning.
Michael: Ooh! Ah.
Narrator: Which put her wake-up time in the 3:00, 3:30 area.
Lucille: I couldn't sleep. I always get this way before Motherboy.
Michael: Oh, God. It's Motherboy already?
Narrator: Motherboy was a dinner dance aimed at promoting mother-son bonding. Lucille had gone over 25 times with Buster and on a few occasions, had won Cutest Couple. As one entered sexual maturity, and the other one left it it became harder to win.
[flashback:]
Lucille: I'm so hot.
Buster: If you were hot, Mother, we would win.