Quote from Lucille in Hand to God
Narrator: In fact, Michael's family had just gotten a little smaller. Michael: [answers phone] Hello? Lucille: [screams down the line] Michael: Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that. Lucille: Something happened to Buster. He lost part of his body. I don't know which one. Oscar: The hand. Lucille: I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight. Who remembers about what? Narrator: I do. Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father. As an act of defiance to Lucille, he first went swimming in the ocean, where he was attacked by a loose seal.