Quote from Tobias in Ready, Aim, Marry Me
Michael: Why don't you take this? I don't have anyone to go with anyway. Tobias: Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? "Where's Tobias?" "Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in"- Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate. Michael: I- I didn't mean with me. I- I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact, why don't you let me ask her for you? Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime. Michael: Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing. Tobias: [gasps] Butterscotch! Want a lick?