Michael: Please, Stan Sitwell's coming over.
Lucille: That hairless freak is coming here? None of his hair is real, you know.
Gob: You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!
Michael: It's called alopecia, and I'd appreciate it if we could all be sensitive to it, okay? He happens to be a very modest and generous man.
Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some-
Michael: Go ahead, Mom. Finish your thought. "Every time some children's hospital needs funding"?
Lucille: Nonetheless, we could get a giant checkbook too. We're just not that starved for attention.