Narrator: Soon, Michael arrived, and Ice began his presentation.
Ice: When word got out that he was building houses for Saddam Hussein, he escaped to Mexico where, as you know, he was arrested and interred in a local prison. Until he was killed by this guard. Body was held for six days within the prison walls when-
Michael: I'm sorry. He- He killed a guard?
Ice: No, the guard killed him. He's dead. Buried in Mexico.
Lucille: [screams]
Michael: Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true?
Ice: Because I have here his dental records, his death certificate and a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication. Okay, again, I'm a caterer so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes- I'll leave my card.
Lucille: Is it true? Is he really gone? [pulls on Oscar's hair]
Oscar: Ow.
Lucille: Just checking.