Quote from Gob in The One Where They Build a House
Narrator: chael to building a model home in two weeks. Michael: We can't build a house in two weeks. Also, I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock" helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq. Gob: I love that. Michael: But you probably know best because you're president. Gob: We don't have to build a real house, Michael. Like you said, it's all for appearances anyway. We throw up a couple of walls. We build a fake one. Michael: What are you talking about? Gob: Nothing on the inside. Michael: I'll never get a crew to build it. They'd lose their licenses. Gob: Then you build it yourself, damn it! Hey, there she is, my little business model. Sorry about that "build it yourself' crap. I was thinking I might take her to the ribbon-cutting. You end up finding a date yet? No, no.