Quote from Gob in The One Where They Build a House
Gob: Hey, look, Dad may have illegally built some homes in Iraq, which is kinda not cool. Michael: I know, but that's why I've got a business model that I think is going to restore the image of our company. We're going to build a second model home. Gob: That's great. Can I announce it to the board? Michael: Gee, it is my business model. If you had a business model, then by all means, go in there and do your little dance. Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do. Rock, paper, scissors for it. Michael: No, no, I'm not interested in doing- Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock. Michael: It is a rock though. It should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they... Before I forget, I'm buying a company boat.