Tobias: Is she on you about that diamond cream?
Michael: My husband's jealous because since we decided to have an open marriage I've been doing a little better than he has. It is not a competition, Lindsay. We are doing this to save our marriage. But I should be telling you that I have been meeting my fair share of groupies. Or should I say "Bluepies"?
Narrator: Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group.
[flashback:]
Tobias: And this is "Kids" from Bye, Bye, Birdie.
Narrator: He had yet to hear back from them.