George Michael: And I wish I could give her the software to get her back, but it's it's fake.
Michael: I knew it. I knew it. She's not over me?
George Michael: No, Fakeblock. [sighs] It's fake. There is no privacy software. I made the whole thing up.
Michael: Made it up? You told me a lie because you-
George Michael: I lied to you because you seemed so proud of me, and then my lying just got me in deeper and deeper, and then you bought the company, and I had to fire you so you wouldn't get in trouble, and now the whole family is in trouble, and I have no idea how to solve it. [sighs] I'm sorry, Dad. Are you mad?
Michael: Uh, no. Uh-uh. I'm not I'm not mad. I, uh I get it. You had your reasons. Um, I- I do wish that I had not removed all of my privacy software and replaced it with Fakeblock, but on the other hand, it does explain why Pemender from Kuala Lumpur keeps signing into my LinkedIn.