George Michael: Why'd you think they were trying to teach you a lesson?
Michael: [stammers] Because I was teaching them a lesson.
George Sr.: Huh?
Michael: Oh, he knows. You know. I declared Buster missing, and then they were gonna try to teach me a lesson, right? By having the fake Buster over at Lucille 2's today when I walked in, the guy with Tobias, so that I would still think that the real Buster was still missing.
George Michael: Wait. How did they know you were gonna walk in today?
Michael: What's that?
George Michael: Didn't you say it was a last-minute trip? You just came down to get your scuba gear.
Narrator: It wasn't a half bad point.
Michael: Well, I gotta find a phone.