Michael: This is work? Watching entertainment news?
Tobias: Well, excuse me, Michael, for not raising the perfect daughter that you did. I indulged this ritual for years in Boston.
Narrator: As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement.
[flashback:]
Patient: There's, like, this longing, this pull. I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of-
Young Maeby: Homosexual.
Tobias: Maeby, please. She's right though. You probably are a homosexual.