Michael: Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house? And why did you give me this folder?
Maggie Lizer: I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. This is a wish list.
Michael: I can't believe you set me up.
Maggie Lizer: Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory?
Michael: I know. "Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." But, you know, I walked into that court, and I saw you there... and this can't happen, right?
Maggie Lizer: You're damn right this can't happen. Look at me. This could get me- Are you actually looking at me?
Michael: Yes, I am.
Maggie Lizer: Okay. I could get disbarred for this. And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison. I gotta tell you something. The thing that really gets to me is that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so [bleep] cute.
Michael: Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable. You don't know what you're missing.