Quote from Michael in Altar Egos
Gob: You're going to read that? Michael: Yeah. Gob: It's pretty thick. Lindsay: He thinks he's a lawyer 'cause he played one in 10th grade. [flashback:] Narrator: In order to satisfy an English requirement, Michael appeared in the drama club's production of an original play, The Trial of Captain Hook. Young Michael: [sings] You're a crook Captain Hook Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate-