Quote from Michael in Altar Egos
Michael: Let me move down. I'm just working on this plea. Maggie Lizer: If you're pleading with me to have a drink with you, you can stop begging. Michael: No, no. It's a- It's a plea for this case that I'm- I'm sorry you want a drink. Maggie Lizer: Well, I didn't come here for the view. I'll have a vodka martini. Michael: I'll tell him. Maggie Lizer: So, another lawyer, huh? Michael: Vodka martini! Maggie Lizer: I'm Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie lies her ass off." [chuckles] One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it. Michael: No, it's good. Maggie Lizer: Yeah. What kind of law do you practice? Michael: Maritime. Maritime law. Lawyers of the sea. Maggie Lizer: Oh. Submarine chaser.