George Michael: You know, this family can be pretty screwed up sometimes. But the good news is...
Maeby: Actually, I used to think that, too, but it's better than the alternative.
George Michael: Well, have you explored all the alternatives? 'Cause I guess what I'm getting at is...
Maeby: No, but I'm glad I have this family, you know? 'Cause I know I said some bad stuff, but it's much better here than it was in Boston. And I have a cousin here. So even if my parents do get divorced, I have you, right?
Narrator: George Michael realized that no matter how much it upset him, he didn't want to take Maeby's family away from her.
George Michael: Yeah, you got us all right.
Maeby: Now all I need is a boyfriend.