Quote from Lucille in Red Hairing
Lucille: What makes you think I wrote a check to your daughter, nosy?
Lindsay: It came to the penthouse.
Lucille: Well, well. Little Miss Lives-Off-the-Land is living in my penthouse.
Lindsay: Okay, so you figured it out, Gene Parmesan.
Lucille: Just goes to show, the apple does not far from the tree fall.
Lindsay: I am like you nothing. You're not even my real mother. I am a political activist.
Lucille: Oh, you're a lot more like me than you know, sister. Except I can back up my bad choices. I'm doing hard time.
Prison Guard: Your 3:00 p.m. hot rock massage is open.