Narrator: And after a few more drinks and a little more depreciation, Michael admitted he had a rival for his girlfriend.
Gob: You don't have to worry about Ron Howard. I mean, he's not competition for you.
Michael: Really?
Gob: No, the guy's, like, 100 years old. What's he gonna do, poke you in the eyes?
Michael: Oh, you're confused. Ron Howard directed Apollo 13. You're thinking of Moe Howard, the angry stooge who's been dead for a quarter century.
Gob: Well, that's good 'cause the whole time I'm thinking, like, "Unless she likes a guy who's funny..."
Michael: Sure.
Gob: Because that guy is funny. 'Cause the whole time, you're like... "Is he gonna poke me in the eyes?"