Narrator: Tobias finally arrived...
Tobias: And so Tobias Fünke embarked on a... Oh, dear Lord, it's... hot!
Narrator: In India, yes, where he was very uncomfortable. Not only because the wind whipped up his queen-sized fittedmini-sarong, but because he looked the wrong direction when stepping into the street. And so Tobias experienced India from the inside of a hospital room, where the staff was being trained...
Doctor: This man here broke his skull in two places.
Narrator: ...by the same doctor he'd had in America.
Doctor: Once outside the airport and once in the elevator when his sheet got caught and he was pulled off his gurney.
Narrator: Literally.
Female Med Student: [laughs] Two places indeed.
Male Med Student: This is very funny. It's like that new show we just got, Laugh-In.
Tobias: My name is... Oh! Now I've broken my skull in a third place! On this elephant guy statue! [laughter]
Female Med Student: You should be a comedy actor.