Lindsay: I was thinking about that toast you gave at my anniversary party. So, I want to get a divorce.
Michael: What?
Lindsay: Do you think I should use our attorney, Barry, or just kind of bolt in the night? I'm leaning toward bolt in the night, but...
Michael: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lindsay, I wasn't talking about getting a divorce.
Lindsay: Oh, Michael. It's time. The man's psychologically incapable of taking all of his clothes off.
Narrator: In fact, Tobias was a never-nude. As of yet, the D.S.M. IV has not acknowledged the affliction.
Michael: I don't know, Lindsay. I mean, who am I to judge? On the other hand, I am doing it anyway so let me suggest before you talk divorce, at least consider a separation. You know, you do have a kid.
Lindsay: I know. I was gonna take her with me in the night. She's part of the bolt.