Michael: I just want you to be my witness.
Gob: Oh, you want me to be your Best Man?
Michael: It's just a signature I need. On the license. My son's not old enough. It's no big deal.
Gob: I will not take this sacred duty lightly. I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a "Witness," and not a "Best Man." All you have to do is watch.
Gob: Oh, I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch.
Michael: This may have been a bad choice.