Quote from Tobias in Whistler's Mother
Gob: Anyway, I can't be expected to live on the $800-a-month army-wife stipend that I'm gonna get. Tobias: They just don't support the spouses. Michael: You don't want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay? Living off handouts your whole life. Why don't you come up with a way to make money? A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe, uh, maybe a business idea? Tobias: Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro, like a Robert Redford? Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking. Michael: Actually, that time that was what I was thinking.