Lucille: [on the phone] Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don't know what to do with him. At least, I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can even tell.
Michael: Yeah, Mom. I just spoke to Social Services and although they don't like to do this if you can prove that it's a bad environment for a child and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don't change a word - they will take him back.
Lucille: Uh, don't get too comfortable. Shoes on, mister! Shoes on! He's out of control.