Barry Zuckerkorn Quotes     Page 7 of 7

Quote from Borderline Personalities

Narrator: And so George Sr. left to seek out the right-wing politician Herbert Love as Oscar headed out to visit Lucille, disguised as George, Which is exactly who Barry thought he was talking to.
Barry: I just pooped in a hole and covered it up. I hope I did the right thing.
Oscar: There's a commode. It's directly up hill from the maca root.
Barry: Yeah, I really feel bad for the guy that's got to dig that up for the foundation for the wall.
Oscar: [chuckles] Yeah, what wall?
Barry: Very good, George. We got to be careful where we talk about this. I got to watch my words.
Narrator: And that's when Oscar realized that George Sr. didn't buy the land to be the best brother in Southern California.

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Quote from The B. Team

Michael: [on the phone] You want to know what? Frankly, I think Ron Howard just wants to get a movie for his girlfriend.
Barry: Well, it sounds like Ron Howard is casting with his [bleep].
Michael: Well, it is hard to believe, but I guess they've all got their mistresses up here in showbiz, you know.

Quote from Sinking Feelings

Michael: [on the phone] Look, have you seen Buster?
Barry: No, my hands are tied till you post bail. I think the clerk said it was $50,000. Call Raphael at Atomic Bonds, tell him it's for Barry. We can talk next steps with Buster at your place tomorrow in person. I prefer things face-to-face.
Michael: Less chance of a misunderstanding. Okay, I'll do it. I'll get the bail. I'll cover it. I just, I hope that our position has not been greatly weakened.
Barry: Of course we're gonna have a great weekend. Talk to you later.

Quote from Sinking Feelings

Michael: So, you're saying I paid to bail you out?
Barry: You weren't gonna leave me there, were you?
Michael: I did not know you were in jail.
Barry: Okay, well, that's why I like to do things face-to-face, okay?
Michael: Understood.

Quote from Rom-Traum

Barry: Oh. He's going to Father B's.
Narrator: Which, to Barry, could only mean one thing.
Barry: I have time for an ice cream. Ice cream!

Quote from Rom-Traum

Barry: I'm okay. The bathroom doesn't work back here, so I peed in a Wetzel bag.
George Sr.: What are you doing here?
Barry: I live here.

Quote from The Untethered Sole

Barry: Very expensive but very, very good, especially if you're guilty.
Michael: He's not guilty.
Barry: Then I would go with the cheaper option.
Lucille: Unacceptable. We want the best.

Quote from Saving for Arraignment Day

Michael: We'd like to plead not guilty, Your Honor.
Jack Griffin: Not guilty? You hired us to plead not guilty?
Anita Bramwell: [socffs] Well, that's a first.
Michael: Barry, what's going on?
Barry: Yeah?
Michael: What's happening?
Barry: You didn't want to plead guilty?
Lucille: Of course not! Buster's not guilty.
Barry: Well, then, these are not the guys. No, I thought I told you that if I was guilty, then I would hire these guys, 'cause they get the best sentences.
Michael: You're saying these guys cannot represent us in in a not guilty plea?
Barry: Why would you want to pay them for two months? I don't think they've ever been on a case that long.
Narrator: Which was the same problem the producers of the Netflix series had, and actually why it was canceled before the end of the main title.
George Sr.: Oh, honest to God, Barry...

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