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Arrested Development

Arrested Development

Michael Bluth tries to keep his wealthy family and their business together after their patriach is arrested on fraud charges.

Starring: Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, David Cross, Jeffrey Tambor, Jessica Walter, Ron Howard.
Recurring Actors: Henry Winkler, Liza Minnelli, Justin Grant Wade.
Original Run: 2003-2006, 2013-2019.

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Quote from Tobias in In God We Trust

Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.

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Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
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Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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Ted: Michael, Starla told us about the cutback. You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact we are on the top floor of a very expensive building. If we move just one floor lower-
Michael: Ted, everything's fine. I got it all under control, and nobody needs to move.
Tobias: I'm sorry. Ted, is it?
Ted: Yes.
Tobias: Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?
Ted: No, I just work down the hall and-
Tobias: No. Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office!
Ted: I'm talking-
Tobias: You get the hell out! [calmly] And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors.