Ava Quote #107
Quote from Ava in Ava vs. Superintendent
Ava: Our test scores have been good. But not too good. And definitely not bad. Uh, the same goes for our attendance rates. They have been exactly where they should be to inspire confidence while also leaving room for improvement. Any questions? [Superintendent Collins raises his hand] Never mind. There's no time for questions. I still have, uh, 13 more slides.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Ava vs. Superintendent’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
Janine: So we get the funding we need?
Superintendent Collins: No, of course not. As long as Ava's at Abbott and I'm the superintendent, you never will. She blackmailed me. It's kind of hard to get over being blackmailed.
Melissa: You know, he's not wrong. I haven't spoken to my blackmailer in two years. Do I miss my sister? Yeah, every day.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: Well, my suggestion to all of you is to enjoy your free periods while you can. Because music class will be going bye-bye-bye like Blackstreet Boyz II Men.
Janine: Mm, mnh, no. Wrong in like three ways.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: I know we need the money. And I have applied for that Advancement Grant for 10 years now. I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.
Jacob: Look, while I admire that you've applied years in a row, have you heard that saying about the definition of insanity?
Barbara: Have you ever heard the saying that I will pop you upside your head if you imply that I am insane?