Mr. Johnson Quote #7
Quote from Mr. Johnson in Light Bulb
[aside to camera:]
Mr. Johnson: I like the news, because that's when I can say whatever I want and nobody asks any questions.
[Mr. Johnson walks into the staff lounge as the teachers watch TV:]
Mr. Johnson: Taking a personal day. Going fishing with my friends. Anyways, toilet paper's in the closet.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Light Bulb’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Gregory: Okay, best thing to do in these situations is just stay calm and...
Ava: Okay! This is it, y'all! The end times! It's three months early, but it's happening!
Janine: Aah! Don't shake the ladder!
Ava: Gregory is the only person that can stay in my bunker, so stop asking.
[aside to camera:]
Ava: Hell yeah, I'm a doomsday prepper. [scoffs] Why wouldn't I be? I don't know why more people aren't. Have you seen Train to Busan? With the fast-ass zombies? [scoffs] That day is coming. That day soon come.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Y'all feel this heat? Oh, my God! She pale like a zombie! You know, they eat the hottest people first. Let me back my tasty ass up.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [aside to camera] Now, I'm a proud, married, Christian woman, and I love my husband. But there's something about that Jim Gardner. That non-regional diction.