Jacob Quote #291
Jacob: I'm not loved by all of the parents, uh, except for the one that calls me Stuart Little. But even that, I'm not sure is the compliment I want it to be.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson: Now turn around. I gotta wand you, son. [imitating wand buzzing]
Man: Is that a curling iron?
Mr. Johnson: Can't be too careful.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: I know that this seems really, really bad, but look, no matter what happens, we are still Abbott Elementary. You know, they can't take that away from us.
Ava: Just found out we're not gonna be Abbott Elementary anymore. Draemond is changing the name to "Legendary Schools Presents: Abbott Charter."
Barbara: What in the Lee Daniels?
Melissa: I mean... [laughter]
Jacob: Wait, I don't get it.