Quote from Mr. Johnson in Open House
Melissa: Mr. J! Come on. It's time. Mr. Johnson: Hey, it's me, Mr. Johnson. I look different in my after-work clothes. You got him to play? Melissa: Mm-hmm. Jacob: I think I'll be okay. You know, I... I've dabbled in Uno. Melissa: Yeah, see? He dabbled in Uno. Listen, this is a nice, friendly game. You got nothing to worry about. Jacob: Well, wonderful. Melissa: Sit your ass down. Mr. Johnson: Papa's getting a new set of brooms! [laughs]