Janine: No, it's just... I know what it's like to be a child at one of those pivotal moments, and, uh... You know, parents should be involved.
Gregory: But what are you afraid she's gonna end up like?
Ava: [enters] [sings] ♪ I got the sounds for your ass, and it's easy to see ♪ ♪ That this DJ be Ava C! ♪ I'm DJ'ing the open house! DJ A-V-A! Whatever.
Gregory: The superintendent is coming. Don't you think you should act more like... you know, a... principal?
Ava: Yeah, well, if the superintendent has notes for me, I got a note for him: don't let me catch you cheating on your wife. [laughs]
Gregory: What are you talking about?
Ava: Oh, you don't know? I caught him with the Deaconess. That's how I got this job. He thought he could get away with a thot, but he thought wrong. That's a tongue twister.
Gregory: Wait. Are you saying...
Ava: That that man is in my pocket like Jay-Z after the elevator. [laughs] I'ma go set up. Y'all got any requests, ask your mama, 'cause I don't take requests.