‘World's Greatest Dick’
Season 2, Episode 8 - Aired November 10, 1996
Dick is elated to be the father of a gifted student when Tommy is accepted at a prestigious academy. Meanwhile, Sally meets a man at an unusual bar, and Harry works on his magic.
Quote from Harry
Glenn: A little something to graze on.
[Harry escapes from the closet]
Harry: I'm out. I'm out of the closet.
Glenn: I love this family.
Quote from Dick
Dr. Menard: Ah, Aramis, thanks for stopping by. Tommy, consider Aramis Pickney's welcome wagon.
Aramis: I'm here to show you what's wired and what's tired.
Tommy: Somebody shoot me in the head.
Dick: Well, Dr. Menard, now that the children are away, let's discuss me at great length. [both chortle]
Quote from Harry
Harry: Oh, hey! How was your day?
Tommy: Great. I am the king of Dorkopolis.
Harry: My liege.
Quote from Dick
Dr. Menard: Remember to phrase your answer in the form of an answer. Okay, next question: "tabula Rasa" is a Latin term meaning what?
Dick: Tommy knows this one. What's wrong with him?
Victor: "Tabula Rasa" means blank slate.
Dr. Menard: That is correct.
Mary: He's probably just nervous.
Dick: Relax, damn you! Relax!
Quote from Dick
Dr. Menard: Which impressionist painter is known for his series of water lilies?
Tommy: Uh, that's a very easy one, Dr. Menard. The answer is... Picasso.
Dick: No!
Victor: The answer is Claude Monet.
Candace: Dr. Solomon, competition is essential to learning.
Dick: Bite me.
Quote from Sally
Glenn: Oh! Oh! Look, I've made a big, big mistake.
Sally: What's wrong? What did I do?
Glenn: How can I put this? I expected more.
Sally: What, I'm not your kind of woman?
Glenn: Oh, Sally, you are a woman. [exits]
Sally: Well, what did you think I was?! [gasps] Wow.