‘Tom, Dick and Mary’
Season 3, Episode 10 - Aired December 3, 1997
Dick is outraged when Tommy falls for Mary after she shows an appreciation for his intellect. Meanwhile, Sally gets a job, and Dick forbids Harry from watching TV.
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: I shouldn't have come here tonight.
Mary: You're welcome here anytime.
Tommy: Mary, sit down.
Mary: What is it, Tom?
Tommy: Listen. You're really sweet, but it's just not going to work out, and besides, I think we both know there's still a guy out there who's stuck on you.
Mary: I have no idea-
Tommy: Shh! Don't speak. Just let me remember the way you look right now. [sighs] [exits]
Quote from Dick
Sally: You know, Dick, you're just like that guy I worked for. It's all about possession and control. You think you own Mary.
Dick: Oh, no, I know now that I never owned Mary, but I did test drive the hell out of her.
Tommy: Yeah, yeah, we know. 17 times.