‘The Great Dickdater’
Season 3, Episode 13 - Aired January 21, 1998
Dick decides he's reading to start dating again after his break-up from Mary. Harry and Tommy feel shortchanged when they return a man's wallet and don't get a reward. Meanwhile, Sally tries to see how scornful she can get before men will no longer find her attractive.
Quote from Don
Don: You know, I'm not suave.
Bibi: Oh, Don.
Don: I'm not. I'm kind of a loser.
Bibi: No, you're not.
Don: I'm too shy and sensitive and... I got this terrible rash.
Dick: Pickled beets!
Quote from Sally
Sally: That is so weird. You know, women don't want men who are perfect, but all men want a woman who is.
Tommy: Well, Paul found a perfect woman and it almost killed him.
Sally: Oh, thanks, sweetie. You know, he called from the hospital.
Harry: Hmm. What a nice guy.
Quote from Dick
Dick: You know, as far as I'm concerned, my perfect woman isn't perfect at all. She could be shortish, slightly neurotic, perhaps a bit bitter, someone like... Oh, I don't know, Mary Albright.
Sally: Oh, God!
Dick: It's just an example.
Quote from Dick
Waitress: Would you like some coffee?
Dick: That's sweet of you to offer, but I already have a date.