Dick: Who had the lunch special?
Mary: Oh, for god's sakes, Dick, what's done is done!
Dick: No, no, I'm talking about the price. How much was it?
Nina: $3.50.
Dick: Hmm. That's strange. [yelps] She charged me for crackers. And one of them is broken!

Sally: [v.o.] "Her bosoms heaved against the flimsy cotton of her gown. He was about to have his way with her, and she was about to let him."
Tommy: Hey, Sally.
Sally: I'm reading. That's all. Can't a girl read?

Dick: It's not in my head. I have the receipt.
Nina: Maybe she just doesn't like you.
Dick: Not like me? Hoo-hoo! Not likely.
Mary: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're Dr. Solomon. You're loved by all.
Dick: Oh, thank you, Mary.

Dick: Hello, Lucy. May I say you're looking absolutely stunning today.
Lucy: Yeah, I've been working out. What do you got?
Dick: One banana and, uh, a little bowl of pea soup.
Lucy: Is that everything?
Dick: Yes, that'll do it. Oh, and a, uh... a pack of crackers.
[Dick's heart beats as he and Lucy stare off. Dick yelps as she rings up the register.]
Lucy: $3.25.
Dick: So it's true! You hate me!

Don: It's my breath, isn't it?
Sally: No, Don, it's not that.
Don: All the fire in you is gone, Sally. What's the matter? What is it?
Sally: Uh, well, it's because, uh... Dick died.
Don: Dick died?!
Sally: No. I'm just tired. Let's just go.

Don: Must be easy bein' a horse. They bring in the lady horse. No talking. You both know why she's there. Of course, people watch you. You got nothin' to be ashamed of. You got the horse situation.

Don: Sally, what are you doing here?
Sally: I had to see you, Don. I haven't been able to sleep all night.
Don: It's only 7 p.m., Sally.

Dick: How can she hate me? I did nothing to her.
Mary: You know, Dick, no one's gonna love you all the time.
Dick: But how can I live with that? I can't even go in the cafeteria.
Mary: So you're just going to let this woman control your life?
Dick: No. Just the lunch part. My favorite part.