Mary Quote #232

Quote from Mary in InDickscretion

Sally: [laughing] That was good. Oh, I gotta tell ya, Albright, going out with you and Dick was not quite the spike in the forehead I thought it was gonna be.
Don: And to pay for all our movie tickets, that was just above and beyond.
Mary: Oh, well, Dick convinced me that was the thing to do when he grabbed my credit card and paid for everybody.
Dick: Oh, that reminds me, Mary, I'll be needing that card back sometime after dessert.

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 ‘InDickscretion’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Quote from Nina

Mary: Nina, what are you looking for?
Nina: It's Wednesday, and Dr. Solomon get's all bent out of shape if the angry eyes aren't in his Mr. Potato Man.
Mary: You shouldn't have to do things like that for Dick. That's degrading.
Nina: And it's not degrading to go out with him?
Dick: [enters] Nina, it's Wednesday. Where are the angry eyes? [Nina glares at Dick] Oh, there they are.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Hey, hey, how about that movie?
Sally: Oh, I know! That couple had so much passion for each other. That's how my Donny makes me feel when he looks into me eyes.
Don: Aww.
Mary: I dunno, I thought a few of those love scenes were a little gratuitous.
Dick: Mary, I'm surprised you're so prudish. Especially since she's such a hellcat between the sheets.
Mary: Dick!
Dick: No, it's true. What Mary does to my back with her nails is art.
Mary: Oh, stop it.
Dick: "Stop it?" "Stop it?" That's something you'll never hear her say under the sheets.