Dick Quote #1467
Quote from Dick in Les Liasons Dickgereuses
Dick: So, Mary... I guess that sister of yours sort of did a number on both of us, huh? I've never understood the phrase "team of lawyers" until they all surrounded me right after the wedding.
Mary: Oh, boo-hoo. I bet you made out like a bandit in the divorce. What did you get, the plane or the chalet in Gstaad?
Dick: No, I was offered them both, but I didn't take either.
Mary: Oh?
Dick: No. No, the only thing I insisted on, in fact, was Renata's promise not to build that museum addition. You know, the one that was going to cast a shadow on your office?
Mary: Oh, Dick you planned this all along.
Dick: I did?
Mary: Yes! You wooed her, you wed her, but you kept your eye on the prize. We beat Renata!
Dick: Well, Mary I am a ruthless man.
Mary: Make love to me, Dick.
Dick: Well, all right, but I warn you, I just got divorced an hour ago. So you're getting me on the rebound.
Mary: I'll take my chance.
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Quote from Nina
Mary: There. Right there. That's where they're putting it. Unbelievable!
Nina: I know. How dare they attach the new wing of the museum onto the rest of the museum.
Quote from Dick
Mary: It's gonna block my view. It is literally going to cast a shadow on my office.
Dick: Yeah, as opposed to figuratively casting a shadow?
Mary: Yes, jerk. As opposed to figuratively.
Dick: No, I don't think you see what I'm saying. You see, the shadow is of course literal, unless...
Mary: Unless it was donated by my sister, Renata Albright.
Dick: Your sister? Literally?
Quote from Nina
Nina: You never told me you had a sister.
Mary: Well, I don't like to talk about her, only because it reminds me of... her. The minute she was born, my life changed. She was showered with attention. She was given everything. She was supported endlessly, and I had to stand by and rinse out her things.
Nina: Wow. So you're the good sister?