Dick Quote #1456
Quote from Dick in Les Liasons Dickgereuses
Mary: Oh, I don't know why I even bother! It's too late. The damage has been done. My parents gave all the sunblock to Renata.
Dick: I hate what the sun and Renata have done to you. They've taken away all your self-esteem.
Mary: Oh, not just my self-esteem. Everything I have Renata wants and eventually gets.
Dick: And guess who's the shiny new bauble she's got her eyes on now? Me.
Mary: What?
Dick: She touched my bum. [Mary gasps] I'm so sorry. I don't know what to do... except giggle.
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Mary: There. Right there. That's where they're putting it. Unbelievable!
Nina: I know. How dare they attach the new wing of the museum onto the rest of the museum.
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Mary: It's gonna block my view. It is literally going to cast a shadow on my office.
Dick: Yeah, as opposed to figuratively casting a shadow?
Mary: Yes, jerk. As opposed to figuratively.
Dick: No, I don't think you see what I'm saying. You see, the shadow is of course literal, unless...
Mary: Unless it was donated by my sister, Renata Albright.
Dick: Your sister? Literally?
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Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
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Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.