Dick Quote #1447

Quote from Dick in The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Big Giant Head: So, Mary, tell me more about yourself. What do your parents do?
Mary: Oh, you know. They're just average retirees. Dad plays golf.
Dick: Yeah. And her mom likes to get tanked and shoot at squirrels from the garden window with a BB gun. You're just gonna love these people.


 ‘The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.

Quote from Don

Don: I brought you a little somethin' for after the meal.
Sally: Oh, thanks. "People's exhibit B"?
Don: It came from a bakery we raided that was a front for a drug dealer. You might want to scrape off the powdered sugar before you serve it.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.