Vicki Dubcek Quote #57

Quote from Vicki Dubcek in The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1

Harry: So, how do you like bein' queen, Vicki?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah, well, you know, it's got its perks. I get a lot of presents. Like this hair curler thing. Here, see?
Harry: Wow.
Vicki Dubcek: Yeah. It adds a lot of bounce to my hair. And then it also demolecularizes any poor bastard who tries to cross me.
Harry: Good reason to tip your hairdresser.
Vicki Dubcek: Mm-hmm.

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 ‘The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Don: Why don't you take Janice where I took Sally on our first date?
Sally: Yeah, the Seafood Hut.
Don: It was great. We had a bucket of steamers, a couple of cold beers.
Sally: Yeah, and at the end of the night, both of us had crabs.
Don: That didn't sound exactly right, Sally.
Sally: Don, we had crabs, and you know it.

Quote from Don

Don: I gotta go. There's a car stolen every 15 minutes, and the guy who's doin' it has to be stopped.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: Hey, Tommy, how was school?
Tommy: Terrible. I got hauled into the principal's office because of my grades.
Harry: Oh, what'd he do to you?
Tommy: He made me valedictorian. Apparently, I have the best grades in the school, damn it.
Dick: But you barely ever go to class.
Tommy: I know. That's how stupid everyone else is. Damn it!