Dick Quote #1405

Quote from Dick in Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

Dick: You know something, I think everybody could learn a lot about themselves if they just fell into a hole once in awhile.
Tommy: What did you learn, Dick?
Dick: I learned that the best leader is only as good as the people he surrounds himself with.
Harry: Oh.
Tommy: That's beautiful.
Dick: I also learned that inner peace is a beautiful thing, but even more so is running water, onion rings, and having someplace to pee.


 ‘Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Nina

Mary: Oh, Nina, I feel so bad, Dick being trapped in that hole. It's another example of when bad things happen to good people.
Nina: It's not a great example.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.