Vicki Dubcek Quote #46

Quote from Vicki Dubcek in The Big Giant Head Returns

Sally: Oh, my god, Vicki?
Tommy: Wow, look at you. Why are you so cleaned up?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, to tell you the truth, I hit rock bottom. I was drinking. Oh, yeah. And I was freer with my body than a medical school cadaver. But then along came little Eric Travis.
All: Oh!
Sally: He's so little.
Dick: Motherhood certainly seems to have transformed you, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, boy, I'll say. You know, I was so out of it, I actually thought I was impregnated by an alien. I mean, come on!
All: Come on!

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 ‘The Big Giant Head Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Vicki Dubcek: So, Dr. Albright, how are things treatin' you at the hospital? I'll bet those HMOs are just makin' you crazy, huh? [chuckles]
Mary: I'm not that kind of doctor, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: So, you mean, like, you're, like, a veterinarian, or what?

Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Vicki Dubcek: All right, now, this here is a picture of a piece of cheese, but in French it's [non-French accent] Fromage. Fromage. It's in French.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, hey, Harry. Hey, I was just teachin' little Eric some French.
Harry: Do you know how to say in French "I love you, and I should never have let you out of my life"?
Vicki Dubcek: No, but I know how to say, "boot."

Quote from Sally

Tommy: All right, Sally. The first step to curing your shoe addiction is to eliminate the money source.
Sally: Of course! I'll kill Dick.
Tommy: No. Uh, I was talking about cutting up your credit card.
Sally: I can't do that.