Harry Quote #554
Quote from Harry in Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
Mary: Well, that's an interesting look, Harry.
Harry: Well, it was the last clean piece of laundry in the house.
Sally: Our washer and dryer broke. We're waiting for Dubcek's nephew to get out of rehab so he can fix it.
Dick: Remember that odd smell in the office today, Mary? I said it was Nina's leftover paella. Well, it wasn't.
Mary: Oh, come on. Look, I hate the laundromat as much as anybody, but just go and wash your clothes.
Sally: Laundry-mat? So you're saying we can just prance into this laundry-mat with our dirty clothes?
Harry: And use their washers and dryers? [sarcastically] Yeah, right. That'll work.
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was moist, ma'am.
Crowd: Ah.
Sally: What is the matter with these people?
Tommy: Beats me, ma'am.
Sally: You, buster, you better grow up. You owe this woman twenty minutes of drying time.
Mrs. Dubcek: I told you.
Sally: And you, young lady, you better drop that attitude. Here's a little piece of advice, you've heard this before: Colors fade but dumb is forever. Next! [slams fabric conditioner on the table]
Harry Solomon Quotes
Quote from InDickscretion
Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.
Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2
Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.